OK, today I took a bold step and answered a knock on the door in my bright yellow house dress with big colourful butterflies printed on it. It is my stay in the house comfort dress. But then there was this knock on the door, that I felt compelled to answer. I looked, well, colourful… and exotic, lets call it exotic.
Two young men stood before me with perfectly respectful expressions on their faces, and from this I knew they wanted to sell me something.
They wanted to sell me an installation of smoke alarms that call the fire department when smoke is detected. We don’t need that. We can’t afford that.
Initially I just said that we weren’t interested. The spokesman for the two persisted in his sales pitch, hopeful that engaging me in a joust of logic would result in my capitulation, as this appeared likely to him.
Finally he came to it, “May I ask why you you won’t have these smoke alarms installed?” He was clearly implying that wasn’t being logical, reasonable, that I wasn’t thinking clearly.
I came right to it, “Because I don’t want want them.” Then I stared at him. Unblinkingly. He didn’t expect that from a woman in a yellow house dress. Then he left, and his companion silently followed.
I closed the front door, looked in the mirror, and I thought to myself, “lucky thing they didn’t know I would say no before the interaction, because if they had, the looks on their faces might not have been quite so neutral.”
Some days you just have it all!
Today I was Super House Dress Woman!
Date: 7:00 PM EDT Wednesday 29 June 2016
Condition: Mostly Cloudy
Pressure: 101.3 kPa
Visibility: 24 km
Wind: NW 8 km/h
“Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.”
I don’t know about this quote. I definitely DID NOT get the impression that these young men were finding my rock solid confidence in the least bit sexy. Hmm…